CLARICE.

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DOOM.

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but...it makes you PRETTY!

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No, it makes me GLITTERY.

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and happy.

and now, you can be distracted by the shiny!

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Do I look happy?

If I want to be distracted by something shiny I'll bloody well be asking Paige to flash her metal husk and not waiting to wake up covered in GLITTER that doesn't WASH OFF.

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you always look happy, I think it's from all the black you wear.

it washes off. just not quickly.

and red and blue are MANLY colors!

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You little rotter. You like black then? Better than purple?

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purple is a horrible color to WEAR when you are purple.

and to quote you "black goes with everything"

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Brilliant. That's all I needed to know.

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First I agree with John, then I hit things with Sarah, and now I find myself in total agreement with you.

This just -adds- to the surreal quality of today.

I got my (possibly -the- if it is not officaly 'mine'. Still, it is here in my room, and i am going to adopt it as mine until Alison says otherwise) bass guitar. When you recover from what I suspect is a attack glittering, want to see?

It is blue - but that blue that is almost black. I think I may be in love. Nothing this scary as a hobby should look this pretty.

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So either we've been here too long or it's the oncoming apocalypse.

Yeah, I'll come take a look. Just ignore the red and blue glitter I'll be leaving everywhere. That stuff does not wash off.

It's the shape. It's got to be the shape. At least for me it (http://plastic.greywolves.org/ahmypretty.jpg) is.

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oooh, that IS pretty!!

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Well, thanks.

Although, DOOM.

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Red and blue? I suppose it could have been -worse-. Pink, or gold or green. At least red and blue do not clash.

Did she get you, or your clothes? If she got just you, Jamie might have something to remove the worst of the glitter, or might know -how-.

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I feel like the British flag.

She got me, my clothes, and half the floor. This should teach me to not sleep with my door unlocked. Though I don't actually know what that helps since half the people here can walk through the door, teleport in, and pick, melt or otherwise destroy locks.

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Good God.

This mad glittering crusade must end. Down with unwanted glitter.

And other such statements of protestation. I am laughing too hard to type more.

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I thought you liked the glitter as long as it wasn;t on you!

besides, he asked for it.

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Like and tolerate are not the same thing.

The glitter is fine and does not incur my horrible wrath, so long as it is not on me.

He -asked- for glitter? Jono? Are you sure it was Jono asking and not, say, Mr. Gavin pretending?

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When? When did I ask for THIS?

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oooh...british flag, now there's an idea! I should've added in white...

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Erk. Yeah, I can help with that. You're gonna be the least complicated--I've got solvents for nearly every commercial glue, a selection of the more exotic brands, and if all else fails I'll e-mail my Uncle Jesse, who teaches chemistry at the University of Wyoming and has forgotten more about glue pranks than I'll ever know. If she got your hair, we'll dunk your head in solvent, then shampoo, then find a really dense-bristled hairbrush.

The clothes are going to be trickier, and if Clarice used glue on them I will cheerfully join you in strangling her, because the only thing I can think of there is to soak 'em in the solvent until the glue gives, wash them several times to make sure all the dissolved glue is gone, hang them up to dry, and carpet-beat them until all the glitter is gone. If she didn't use glue, I'd say either hang them up et cetera, or find one of those pet-hair removal brushes. The annoying thing about glitter and cloth is that the corners on the glitter get caught in the fibers.

And she'd better pray she didn't use glue on the floor, 's all I can say.

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Gotta say, glue doesn't really sound like Clarice's M.O., and it's not like you need glue to get glitter to stick everywhere.

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Well, Jono was saying it wouldn't wash off, so I'm covering all the bases.

Although, yeah, water doesn't do much to glitter either way.

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I didn't glue anything. I just dumped all the blue and red glitter on him and his things.

I need to buy more glitter now...

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Oh good. That makes things marginally easier.

. . . How much do you spend on glitter in a year?

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I can match. It's boring.