CLARICE.

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DOOM.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Erk. Yeah, I can help with that. You're gonna be the least complicated--I've got solvents for nearly every commercial glue, a selection of the more exotic brands, and if all else fails I'll e-mail my Uncle Jesse, who teaches chemistry at the University of Wyoming and has forgotten more about glue pranks than I'll ever know. If she got your hair, we'll dunk your head in solvent, then shampoo, then find a really dense-bristled hairbrush.

The clothes are going to be trickier, and if Clarice used glue on them I will cheerfully join you in strangling her, because the only thing I can think of there is to soak 'em in the solvent until the glue gives, wash them several times to make sure all the dissolved glue is gone, hang them up to dry, and carpet-beat them until all the glitter is gone. If she didn't use glue, I'd say either hang them up et cetera, or find one of those pet-hair removal brushes. The annoying thing about glitter and cloth is that the corners on the glitter get caught in the fibers.

And she'd better pray she didn't use glue on the floor, 's all I can say.

Re: ?

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Gotta say, glue doesn't really sound like Clarice's M.O., and it's not like you need glue to get glitter to stick everywhere.

Re: ?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, Jono was saying it wouldn't wash off, so I'm covering all the bases.

Although, yeah, water doesn't do much to glitter either way.

Re: ?

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

What is it with this place and glitter nowadays, anyway?

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Clarice moved in?

Re: ?

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

The glitter started before Clarice got here, with Amanda and the glitter of dooooom. I think a psychic glitter fault has opened under the mansion.

Re: ?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a job for the X-Men. :)

Re: ?

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Everything sounds like a job for the X-Men. What's the saying?

When all you have is a hammer... *laugh*

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Heh. Well, yeah, but I was just imagining, say, Logan, Mr. Summers, and Ms. Munroe covered head to toe in glitter. Picture it. ;)

Re: ?

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God.... *dies*

Now _there's_ an image...

Hmm... photoshop...

Re: ?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

today's the day for evil pics!

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[x-storm.livejournal.com]

If that particular picture ever becomes reality, Mr. Madrox, you are going for a swim in the lake.

At 3 am.

Re: ?

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Do photomanips count as 'reality'? And if I do it will you still toss Jamie in the lake?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Re: ?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

You just want to see me dripping wet again. :)

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

*Will HELP!*

Re: ?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I was here BEFORE Amanda thank you!

Re: ?

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Meep

Right, so we've established I have no long term memory... Sorry!

Re: ?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I beat her by a week, I think.

your memory isn't horrible.

Re: ?

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

I don't know. You guys have only been here, like, four months. One would think I could remember that...

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[x-blink.livejournal.com]

it seems like so much longer...

Re: ?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I didn't glue anything. I just dumped all the blue and red glitter on him and his things.

I need to buy more glitter now...

Re: ?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Oh good. That makes things marginally easier.

. . . How much do you spend on glitter in a year?

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[x-blink.livejournal.com]

here? a lot. before? not nearly as much. I um...kept a low profile.

when I was locked at home my mom used to buy me lots of craft supplies. Including more glitter than any 5 glitter bugs need. it's also where I learned to sew, cross stitch, needlepoint, drink alcohol & NOT cook.

gotta have standards.

Re: ?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Heh. My parents did the same thing. They got pretty desperate about my free time after a while. :)

Re: ?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

their choices were entertain me or I entertain myself with my stepsisters clothing. They didn't like that idea.

that's when they sent me here.