Moving back in

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How do you create space in a suite that's filled with your girlfriend's rubbish (i.e. clothing, shoes, makeup) without getting into any trouble?

Comments

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Wow, aren't you a charmer. Who'd be silly enough to date you?

(Half that makeup is stuff yours, you realise.)

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that then mean he has twice as much makeup as you, due to having only half the facial space to use it on?

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

You would think, but apparently rock stars only wear eye makeup anyway, so no.

Also? Buuuurn.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Well, I figured someone should allow him the chance to save face.

(Whoops, too late!)

[x-sparky.livejournal.com]

A blonde named Paige apparently. She's lovely though.

(Wish you wouldn't go announcin' that on a public post, luv...)

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Since when are you ashamed of being a rockstar?

Also, for goodness sake, just throw the stuff that's bothering you into a hamper and I'll sort through it later; I don't have enough clothes or shoes for you to be putting up such a fuss.

[x-sparky.livejournal.com]

Since I never made it. *insert drum roll*

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[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Now, that's a dirty lie. You merely decided that lead guitar without lead vocals wasn't good enough.

Oh, logic. I know. It's so mean.