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Jonothon Starsmore ([personal profile] xp_chamber) wrote2016-10-07 08:25 am

Time flies, but not memories.

Took me a whole month to settle in. I've unhooked the Do Not Disturb sign off me doorknob which means you're welcome to visit the Starsmore Suite if you're keen on it. Sorry about being a social recluse since my arrival. I'm not that much of a bloody hermit. The thing about not needing to eat or drink is it's entirely possible to stay cooped up in this suite for an eternity, but I was truly occupied with having to sort me things out.

... Whoever said assembling furniture from IKEA is Satan's favourite hobby was right.

Never again.

[identity profile] xp-darcy.livejournal.com 2016-10-07 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
IKEA furniture assembly is always a Good* Time.
*Time may not be as good as intended, please refer to instruction manual for more details.

[identity profile] x-sparky.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
bollocks. ikea's put me off their furnitures for life.

[identity profile] xp-darcy.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Buy the stuff that needs minimal assembly (or pay the fee for them to assemble big furniture, it's usually worth it)

[identity profile] x-sparky.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
don't mind the actual assembly if it could be a bit more straightforward.

life's complicated enough as is.

[identity profile] x-velocidad.livejournal.com 2016-10-08 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay but who are you

[identity profile] x-sparky.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
jono starsmore.

don't suppose that tells you much. but you're free to ask anything else, sunshine.

[identity profile] x-velocidad.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, but it's a start. What's your sign?

[identity profile] x-sparky.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
scorpio. planning on charting out our compatibility, mate?

[identity profile] x-velocidad.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't even know where to begin. Just couldn't think of anything better to ask.

[identity profile] x-velocidad.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm Gabriel. 5'10, Virgo, year of the pig.

[identity profile] x-sparky.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
... feels like i've just been brought back to the early days of mIRC. and you, little piggy, were just a toddler then.

[identity profile] x-velocidad.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I've got no idea what you're talking about. Just making conversation.

[identity profile] xp-echo.livejournal.com 2016-10-24 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
You're a virgo? Huh.

[identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
awww, it's almost like we're getting the band back together!

[identity profile] x-sparky.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
you ought to come say hi to james and ziggy.

[identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
oooh yes yes! I'll bring the bedazzler, I know how much you LOVE it!

(also, have your measurements changed?)

[identity profile] x-sparky.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
oi, oi. let's not go overboard.

(older now, but not wider.)

[identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you still only wearing black until they make something darker?

[identity profile] x-sparky.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
well, it happens to bring out the colour of me eyes, luv.

[identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
uh huh. keep telling yourself that, Sparkles.

Okay. I am sufficiently caffeinated and adorned. I am descending to the Starsmorecave.

[identity profile] x-plosive.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't have to eat or drink? But what about ice cream? Chocolate?

[identity profile] x-sparky.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
don't have the stomach for it. quite literally. don't really remember what food tastes like anymore, luv, but i do miss eating fish and chips.

[identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com 2016-10-09 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
IKEA is not for the weak.

[identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com 2016-10-24 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
Wondered when you'd grace us with your presence. Not like I've been around though. Welcome back, Sparky.

[identity profile] xp-echo.livejournal.com 2016-10-24 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
So, who are you?